Some of Jack's habits

I'm sure all dogs have habits of some sort. Well, here's some of Jack's.
One is jumping onto the couch after coming in from a muddy yard. This one isn't as bad as other ones. He chews on fluffies (stuffed animals.) He has a teddy bear, I named it Crusty. He, also, like to like chew, lick, and pull the hair out of the cat. When he meets someone new or greets our family, he just jumps on them and says, "Hello, I love you!".
I'm sure there are many more, but I just can't think of any at the moment.
Oh yeah, he likes to jump the gate when I'm not paying attention, then he goes to the bar next door. Other times he likes to scare teenage girls!